In an effort to not get sued we have vowed to use no real names and I must say that just kills me because looking back at the names of guys I have dated…I should have known better.
Seriously, I apparently have a thing for guys with crazy porn star-esque names. Actually one of them does share the name of one of the most prolific male porn stars of our time. Then there were the two with such blatant Red Flag names that I had to spell them out for people because they couldn’t believe I would date someone with such a name- mostly because they were more adjectives(or were they adverbs?) than actual names. And I cannot forget to mention the huge Red Flag- the boy named Sue- well not really Sue but he totally had a girl’s name.
Now I know, I know- that it is horrible to make such an assumption but hey, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and is named duck- it is a duck! And Yes- I do judge books by their covers and I have the cutest most color coordinated bookshelves because of it!
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